February 2012
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Hungrier Than Your Dog
Dear Thurston,
I ate your Pit Bull. I apologize from the depths of my stomach. It’s only that I had not eaten in over a week and he attacked me as I was scrounging around for food in the dumpster behind the factory where they make the ammunition over on 3rd street. I nailed his dog tags to the telephone pole on the corner of Chatsworth and Safehaven St. I know you like to hang there. I put his...
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He Was Elsewhere
It may seem unfortunate but, Jesus did not invent the Transistor. He was not working at Bell Labs at the time. It is factual that his existence predates this landmark innovation by nearly two thousand years. While being a carpenter, he certainly must have had an acute knowledge of angles, as well, it is presumed by his familial linage a thorough acquaintance with angels. By sheer lack of...