It may seem unfortunate but, Jesus did not invent the Transistor.  He was not working at Bell Labs at the time.  It is factual that his existence predates this landmark innovation by nearly two thousand years.  While being a carpenter, he certainly must have had an acute knowledge of angles, as well, it is presumed by his familial linage a thorough acquaintance with angels.  By sheer lack of scientific progress during his time he had little or no access to the materials required to construct a transistor, let alone the basic concept of how to go about combining the essential parts into a functioning replacement for the vacuum tube.  It might also be mentioned that he was also absent around the time the vacuum tube came into being.  Also he was not among the population of earthlings when the vacuum cleaner came into common use in a multitude of households, so that sucks!

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